“Randolph-Macon College is in Ashland, Virginia. Chances are you’ve never heard of this school prior to the party school listings. Every other school in the top 20 at least plays D-1 sports. Here’s the top 20. Yep, slotted right in there with Texas, Florida State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Georgia and West Virginia is a tiny school on the outskirts of Richmond. We’ve already told you that Florida and their bingo wing’d girls took the top spot, but how in the world did a tiny school with only 1,125 students slide in at number 6? Lots of bukkake that’s how.”
I just about shot coffee out of my nose when I read that.