Taking the 'ew' out of 'Andrew'

I live behind some low-income housing. I heard this argument earlier today.

• Man 1: ... I heard you in there fucking him. I could hear you two when I rolled up! You was fucking!
• Woman: I was sleeping on the couch. I ain't have no dick in my mouth.
• Man 1: I could hear you. I could hear you fucking him when I was coming up the driveway.
• Woman: How am I going to fuck this white dude when I'm sleeping on the couch? Huh? I've been asleep since three.
• Man 1: Fuck you. Fuck both y'all.
• Woman: Fuck you.
• Man 2: We really wasn't fucking. I'm just here to pick up Kesha.