Taking the 'ew' out of 'Andrew'

(via saraliz)

When I moved to Dallas this Summer I did essentially the same thing. My girlfriend and I drove down with whatever I could fit in the backseat and truck of my Civic. My best advice? Throw everything out. I’m serious. I threw out probably 90% of my stuff. I keep some clothes, my essential financial, etc. papers, and my computer. It was the scariest and most liberating experience of my life. There wasn’t anything I couldn’t replace once I got down here. This might not work for you, but it was the best way to go about the long-distance move. Let me know how it turns out.

Joe the plumber on Sarah Palin:

“You know, I only got to spend a short amount of time with her but, you know, it was been asked if I felt any presence when I was with John McCain or Barack Obama. You know, with Sarah Palin, I don’t want to say I felt a presence but she definitely had energy and she definitely went to work for American people, and it disgusts me on how often they try to bash her just for her sincerity. It’s just, you know, she really wants to work for America and I mean, I wish people would listen to her and let them, and let her work for us. You know, she wants to serve us. She’s not looking for power.”

People weren’t bashing Sarah Palin for her sincerity. I think more people were bashing her because her definition of America and the people that needed the most help. Representing the extreme right is no longer vogue.

Maybe this does prevent Leno from jumping to ABC or FOX, but I think it’s more a ploy by NBC to put Leno in a more “target-demographic friendly” time slot. Old people think Leno is funny.

I’m sure this will work.

Given the most recent live action Burton films (Sweeney Todd, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Big Fish, Planet of the Apes) there is zero chance this movie will be any good. It’s a shame too. This could be a cool remake. Even if Burton was in his Beetle Juice - Edward Scissorhands - Mars Attack mode I would feel better. He’s done.